NASTY ASS FUCKING DOMINOES

this is just absolutely disgusting.definitely makes me want to reconsider eating out.I hope them nasty motherfuckers were fired.smh

GONE

Does Glenn Beck's breath smell so bad that it would cause someone to fall out on live television One has to wonder, given Mondays scary but absolutely hillarious moment when a guest passed out during the live Fox News show. It was Columbia University teacher David Buckner, who was talking to Beck about the causes of bankruptcy.I originally heard this story from my favorite radio morning show Big Boys Neighborhood but as you know i just got to hear the audio which was so funny i just had to see the actual footage for myself.What cracks me up is how uncaring Beck was to the situation.Poor professor Buckner made it clear that he was indeed going to pass out but Beck continues with his conversation.lmao.The icing on the cake for me is as Buckner is about to be laid out he announces GONE! lol who does that? It is sooo obvious that wasn't the first time the professor has fainted.

Barney can't even compete

this is what boredom will cause you to stumble upon.I know its been a hot minute since I've blogged but this shit has sparked something inside of me to get me back on the habit.friday morning I came across the discovery kids channel and found this.

HIP HOP LARRY!

this show is just too funny.it's supposed to be interactive and educational.the best of both worlds hiphop&learning.lol.

Dancing with the Notorious K.I.M.

ooemgee so Lil Kim will definitely be apart of this seasons Dancing With The Stars.I can't wait.this should be real interesting.I gope the remix one of her songs to tango too.lol.could you imagine her doing a fox trot to how many licks or big momma thang? lmao

Shawty is tightttttttttt

Jamaicans are soooo funny.you would think by now girls would learn their lesson and invest in some glue for a much securer hold.smh.(securer? is that even a word?)

R.I.P. Catwoman

Eartha Kitt died Christmas day from a long battle with colon cancer.she was 81.Eartha was an actress, singer and cabaret star.she is probably most famously known for her role as catwoman in the 1960's batman tv series.I remember seeing her in a show at madison suare garden w. my mother where she played the fairy god-mother in cinderella.I will never forget her purrrr.lol.the best in purring history.

it seems to me that so many random people are just passing away before the new year.its so sad.

xmas surprise

so since I'm mentioning Christmas I just have to mention the best Xmas gift ever in the history of Christmases.

my love Jason.I dont know what it is that this man does to me, I can't even explain it.all I know is that when I am with him nothing else matters.I'd wait a lifetime for him because I love him that much.

he is all I need and all I ever wanted.

Christmas 2008

this Christmas my dear friend Ayanna decided that we all should cook and have a nice quiet dinner at her house.great idea.I enjoyed myself and the food was popping.lol.from rockband to missing tooth Haitians who play the guitar to our 3 a.m. search for bud, Christmas was definitely something else.can't wait for our next get together.

Little Biggie

so sitting here reminiscing on the days when bad boy records was popping and I was just wondering to myself (I tend to wonder alot) Biggies kids are doing.I had seen baby pics of his son with Faith but no recent ones.I just realized I've never seen pictures of his first born, his daughter T'yanna you know the one he raps about feeding and putting diamond earrings in her ear in JUICY, well i searched and found these pics from a 2007 interview with Blender.com.

Christopher Wallace Jr. is a cutie BUT his older sister T'yanna is fucking mug out her ass.fuck her life she just had to take after her papi.smh.what a shame.

LOOKS ARE EVERYTHING.

Kimberly Denise Jackson?

plastic surgery is a bitch.it makes you look like a damn wax figure.smh.

is it just me or does lil kim look like Latoya Jackson? hmmmm I wonder...thinking maybe her and Micheal might share some DNA, I mean they do share their love of going under the knife.why not?I wouldn't be surprised lol.

NOTORIOUS

remember?this song brings back memories awww, I was like 6 or 7 I think when this came out.kim killed her verse.peep lil cease bitch ass booty.lol

"NOTORIOUS" movie

speaking of lil kim I just remebered the movie "Notorious" a biopic on the Notorious B.I.G. life will drop in theatres JANUARY 16 OF 2009.boy o boy i get all giddy inside just thinking about it I cannot motherfucking wait! BOOM CHICKA WAH WAH.very disappointed in the casting for this film, the actors look nothing like the real life people but will shall see how they deliver in their performances.all in all the film looks pretty good, $12 won't go to waste I hope.

check it out.

Kim where art thou?

man o man driving home today i stumbled across an old mix cd I had with a couple of lil kim songs on it and I just said to myseld DAMN how I miss thee old kim.it seems that as the years go by and the money starts to pile up stars feel the need to upgrade themselves physically by undergoing plastic surgery.if I didn't know who kim was and you had showed me a picture of her from the 90's when she first came out and a recent picture of her now I would have never known that the two were of the same people.O how I miss the blue hair and green lipstick, remember the crush on you video? or quiet storm remix? thats the kim I loved, not the artificial looking barbie version.

Daddy don't touch me there

ok so it seems to me that today Jamaicans can sing about anything, ie. rowing de boat, signaling planes, bleaching with cream even incest.now I know incest is a very serious subject but I cannot help but make fun of Queen Ifrica's single "DADDY" omg.lmfao.this song and video are just too funny.the actors are thee worse and the chorus to the song just brings me to tears.I'm sorry but a song about incest is just something I can't take seriously, especially when it is a reggae song.

Kanye vs. Penny thrower

lmao.so my dear beast friend Ayanna was telling me how while performing in Australia someone took it upon themself to throw a penny at Kanye West.BIG MISTAKE.lol.the result is one hell of a freestyle.

Ayannas' imitation alone brought me to tears but after seeing and hearing the footage for myself I am dying on the floor from laughter.

Kanye.gotta love him.

Arsenic & Old Lace

(1944)

Mortimer Bruster is a newspaperman and author known for his diatribes against marriage. We watch him being married at city hall in the opening scene. Now all that is required is a quick trip home to tell Mortimer's two maiden aunts. While trying to break the news, he finds out his aunts' hobby; killing lonely old men and burying them in the cellar. This is just the set up of whats next to come. Trust me it gets worse.

senior year.Mr. Mingrones 4th period film class started it all.this was the first movie we watched to start off the school year.It is my personal favorite.Cary Grant became another name added to my actors I would have liked to fuck list.I loved the movie so much I had to tell thee bestie Christie to watch.did she want to? NO, she wanted to be dumb but after she finally decided to listen to me the wise one she fell in love with it instantly just as I had.yep I like to say that I opened her eyes to old films.this film served as a stepping stone to other old films.now the bitch is hooked.and it all started with a little arsenic and old lace.

She's a wooty

a white girl with a booty =).

ummm yea I need to accomplish this for 09.

why was I never taught how to do this? damn. I can't hate but white girl booty is official..

SHOES.

I want 'em. I need 'em.

Baracka nuptials

awww how cute. Michelle wasn't as cosmetically challenge.

umm disturbing

Rupaul for President